Roid rage, roid rage I'm in strife

Sitting on the toilet and I'm straining for my life

Feel my butthole backed up tight

Can't evacuate it now it's time to try the knife...

Dig, dig, dig - stick me like a pig

Cut away these stinky little butt balloons

Slice, slice, slice - the feeling isn't nice

But I forgot to lock the door and now I've got an audience