[Intro]

If you're having girl problems

I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Verse 1]

Tip my hat to the sun in the west

Feel the beat right in my chest

At the crossroads a second time

Make the devil change his mind

It's a pound of flesh but it's really a ton

99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're having girl troubles

I feel bad for you, son

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

[Verse 2]

Like broken glass under my feet

I could lose my mind in this heat

Looking for the prize but I don't want blood

I order one drink then I drink the flood

You can come inside, but your friends can't come

99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're having girl problems

I feel bad for you, son

99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I've got 99

[Outro]

99, 99, 99

99 problems

But a bitch ain't one

99

99 problems, but a bitch ain't one