You can only fake the funk for a limited time

I been deadlifting, now I wanna flex

Niggas been tryna play me so long, I demand respect

Now the side eye permanent just like a hammerhead

My life is like if LL lost to Canibus

Shit, I lost to cannabis , I'm smoking big b's

They don't even know they hate themselves they Clayton Bigsbys

While they was copying and paste, unfollow, unfriending

I was serving to them white boys in the quad like playing frisbee

And I still got all my Real niggas with me

And your bitch still give me night calls, call her Kavinsky

Ballin' out in Nuremberg, I'm no Nowitski

Tortoise shell frames, gold slugs like I'm Pimp C

Niggas went from Big Worm to "fat Faizon lie"

The other half the competition prolly ain't gone try

I had a couple people switch up and I ain't know why

But it ain't no sunshine once the day go by

I mean, look I felt the same I truly understand

I been tryna go The distance, fuck the running man

I got these voices in my head like I'm the son of Sam

But all they ever sayin is get this money man

You ever been swallowed up, no T.D. Jakes

Girl, hide them kids from the world like your BD Drake

I probably made way more dollars than you seen me make

Cookin' up another classic in the EZ Bake

I feel like Bill Clinton because I inhaled

I'm behind this 15 percent getting secret service

I tell her "baby, slow it down" 'cause it ain't even urgent

I'm overseas, she nervous

Now I need a different plug, the metrics need converting

I be looking like a star and that's why she be flirting

But it ain't even worth it

My flows been perfect for a decade if you wanna Versuz

All that confidence absurd when y'all be undeserving

Ben, Grant, and Andy have me I turning to a different person

Niggas say their life a movie, yea the Tubi version

Niggas say a lot of shit that I just write off

I'm a walking business, I been rappin' getting write offs

They'll try to throw away the key like Brittany Griner

Long face when you arrive, they wish your well would dry up

I feel like Chaka they sampling and I been "through the fire"

Now they tired of me dressing with some new attire

Niggas talk a big game, but I know they fake

While they imploding under pressure call them Oceangate

You knowing it's time to fold 'em, fuck a poker face

I'm knowing it's my season and y'all hope it ain't

Tell me one thing I said that's wrong and I'll be quiet

Had my own share of ups and downs, I won't deny it