Do you hear that?

Do you hear how the intro calls to you?

But doesn't overwhelm you

It beckons you on

Do you hear that?

Do you hear how that beat came in just right?

Perfectly timed to start the song

I've taken numerous steps to ensure that every sound you hear is gold

It's not a trick, it's just I know to elicit the responses that I want

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Howell Dawdy with a message from your sponsor

Don't you think you deserve the finest things thе world can offer?

I've cut this track precisеly from the finest wavelengths

And customized and equalized it for exactly your brain shape

You won't regret investing in this superior delight

Guaranteed to increase in value and collectability over time

It's a hand selected multi-patented premium blended groove

Filtered through a process only I know how to do

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Looks like you're into it so far, but not so sure you should commit

You want a guarantee or warranty that this beat will never quit

Yes, not only are there many luxurious features to be revealed

But it comes with Howell Dawdy's exclusive 6-point guarantee

One, there's nothing toxic, no chemicals, no additives

Two, it can be played around old people and little kids

Three, this song's for you and only you and no one else

Four, you look so powerful right now, everyone's beside themselves

Five, I'm not actually in your head, and I can't read or steal your thoughts

Six, this song will not end until it's done or you shut it off

Did you hear that?

Did you hear the HD 6-point quality guarantee?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear the HD 6-point quality guarantee?

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Do you hear that?

Do you hear this is a thing of value?

Look, it breaks down here for a little variety of mood

But also to add to the tension as we approach the song's conclusion

This is where I remind you that you're the hero of your own story

And personally congratulate you on your past and future victories

(Hey nice one!)

The way you target things in life makes me admire you

And have I mentioned you can do anything you set your mind to?

See, for most folks a song is just something they get to listen to

But you seem like someone who needs a score sculpted just for you

In fact, your lifestyle fits just what song ownership demands

And if you don't have cash, I will accept flat arable tracts of land

Do you hear that?

Howell Dawdy cannot accept land in Wisconsin or Missouri, all sales are final, however Howell Dawdy retains the right to recall the song at full refund if later approached by a sports team or a higher end beverage company