I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere (x4)

Hey I got you something, and I hid it super good

You would not think to look for presents where I put these little treasures

Every year I get more clever and put gifts every wherever

I got stuff for my whole family, in a boot under a tree

I even hid some stuff for me

Wait, I hid lots of stuff for me, in the dumpster behind Walgreens

I hid a ham for my friend Tony in a bag inside his trunk

After I took his keys suggesting he was far too eggnog drunk

And then I hid his keys behind a book real high up on his shelf

I cannot wait to give them to him when he finds them there himself

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere (x2)

I hid webcams for my friend Colin in several rooms inside his house

I hooked them up so I can see his reaction when he finds out

I hid a free meal from Red Lobster in my friend Karen's garage

Nathan's gift is that I painted his cool bike all camouflage

I hid a stack of money in that little drawer under Mom's stove

Matt had crazy gifts so I hid him an off-season park commode

You would not think to look for presents where I put these little treasures

Every year i get more clever and put gifts every wherever

It's my holiday endeavor

There should just be gifts everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere (x2)

And my sister's got more presents hidden at my neighbor's place

They're upstairs in the bedroom closet in an antique jewelry case

And my dad has got some presents in a car I saw on Main

Though I should probably hide them elsewhere in case that car gets moved again

And my mom has got more presents hidden all over the town

It'll take her years of shopping just to track all of them down

But I hid the greatest gift of all for my dear lady friend

Who's been hinting she would love a little animal companion

And how could she guess that wrapped up tight under her tree right now is exactly...

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere

I'm hiding presents everywhere (x2)

You would not think to look for presents where I put these little treasures

Every year I get more clever and put gifts every wherever

It's my holiday endeavor

Now have the greatest Christmas ever!