Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, how long’s it been

You still got that iguana?

I’ve thought about ringing you up, but I’ve been busy, man

But some time we oughta grab a couple of drinks and get caught up

Remember that time that I came up

And you showed me that iguana

That you keep in that little screen hutch?

You still got that iguana?

What are you doing for work now? You’ve cleaned up

Do iguanas just eat what you feed 'em

Or can they catch their own bugs and eat 'em?

Do iguanas eat bugs? Are you still seeing

That same girl from before, was it Gina?

Your folks doin' all right?

Can you leave a iguana alone? Do they need love?

Could it sit on your lap and watch TV?

How long do they live, are they easy?

Do they run around the house freely?

Do they guard the place when you leave?

Gee man, it’s been great catching up

We should grab a drink some time if you wanna

I think about you every time I think about iguanas

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

You see any of the old gang around town?

Do you still got that iguana?

Does the iguana have a name?

Do iguanas even come when you call em?

How big do they grow?

You still drive that 80s Volvo?

Remember that time you drove me around

'Cause I couldn’t remember where I chained my bicycle?

Do they sell baby iguanas at any old regular pet store

Or is it that thing where you put water on one and it sprouts like six more?

That might have just been a movie

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Any chance you’ve got change for 20 Wendy’s bucks on ya?

How’s your brother doing man?

He was always some kind of legend

If you threw a little ball to your iguana, do you think he would catch it?

It’s been real nice seeing you, my man

Give all my love to Tanya

I think about you every time I think about iguanas

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

In my mind, the concept of iguanas and you are linked

So every time I see one in a documentary or zoo

I think of you

Hey man, what’s the lifespan of an iguana?

If you’re real good how you treat 'em?

If you’re careful how you feed 'em?

Are they like fish, do they get as big is wherever you keep 'em?

Do iguanas lay eggs? Are they like chickens with eggs?

Can you collect an iguana egg every morning for breakfast?

Do they get up on their hind legs ever and walk like t-rexes?

Are there discernible differences between iguana sexes

Or does iguana culture force them into gendered directions?

There’s just so many questions

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

I think about you every time I think about iguanas

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?

Hey man, you still got that iguana?