I'm a handsome boy

I’m a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

(Don't let me get blown away by the wind!)

I woke up on a new planet

Where opinions of beauty have a lower standard

And as a result I’m considered quite handsome

And so now I'm a model, famous, rich and pampered

But also this planet has some problems for me

Compared to the Earth there's barely any gravity

And these big winds from the Zordack Sea

That threaten to blow me away disastrously

So my people make surе I'm tethered to thе couch

I can't dance or swim or jump up off the ground

And I travel around in this big ol' pouch

And in all of my photos I'm getting blown around

It's pretty silly but I guess it’s my gimmick, my manager says people dig it

But I kinda hope this isn’t just a temporary living

I need place to stay where it's sealed against outside air

And there’s reinforced walls with safety nets hung everywhere

So it's not quite a sure fit, and I'm not sure it's worth it

But everywhere I go, people tell me I’m perfect

I'm a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

(Hey, don't let me get blown away by the wind!)

He's a handsome boy!

He's a handsome boy!

He's a handsome boy!

(Hey, don't let me...)

Hey girl, I see you look at me from across the room

I can tell you'd like some private time, just me and you

I can tell you'd like to go somewhere with more of a mood

So I gotta warn you, that's not easy to do

If I stand up, I'll probably float into space

Or worse, catch a draft and paint the wall with my face

So let's just see if we're on a wavelength

Even one-night stands are a commitment with me

And by the way, you are significantly stronger than me

I can barely lift a glass of what you guys think is whiskey

And if I make you laugh, try not to laugh right at me

'Cause you might break a rib or loosen some of my teeth

But I got a pool at my place and a 24-hour buffet

And if you're super good I might just let you touch my hot face

I'm a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

(Please don't let me get blown away by the wind)

(If you're a handsome boy) Put your hands in the air

(If you're a handsome boy) Unlock the chains on your chair

(If you're a handsome boy) Execute a stomp and a flip

(If you're a handsome boy) Levitate for two and a half minutes

(If you're a handsome boy) Give me a yeah with some feeling

(If you're a handsome boy) Take seven steps on the ceiling

(If you're a handsome boy) Don't age at all for 20 years

(If you're a handsome boy) Get drunk on one and a half beers

(If you're a handsome boy) Perceive even slight fluctuations in the strength and locations of the planet's magnetized poles

I can't describe it, I just know

(Handsome)

I'm a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

I'm a handsome boy

(Don't let me get blown away by the wind!)

I'm a handsome boy (He's a handsome boy!)

I'm a handsome boy (He's a handsome boy!)

I'm a handsome boy (He's a handsome boy!)

(Don't- don't let me get blown away by the wind)