[Verse 1: Everlast]

I kicks the flavor like Stephen King writes horror

If I was a Jew, then I'd light a Menorah

I got rhymes for ya, excuse me, Señora

Are you a whore or are you a lady?

Is it Erica Boyer or Marcia Brady?

Let me know hon, the deed'll get done

Just assume the position

I'll take my rod and then I'll go fishin'

I'll get your river flowin'

I'm always in the knowin'

It comes to givin' pleasure

I'm every woman's treasure

I came to work your body, so let me do my job

I've never been laid off, my rhyming skill paid off

'Cause now I'm makin' records, now I'm makin' tapes

Steady bustin' suckers in bunches like grapes

Makin' all the papes, scoopin' up the loot

Putting suckers on the run, pull my gun and then I shoot

I never been a front, I never been a fraud

I got a natural skill, for that I thank the Lord

'Cause I feel blessed, I'm casually dressed

I always got my gun but I never wear a vest

I'm quick on the draw like the horse named McGraw

From the cartoon boom shalock lock boom

[Chorus]

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

(Boom shalock lock boom) A little louder

(Boom shalock lock boom) Everybody

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

[Verse 2: Danny Boy]

Breaker, breaker, here comes the caper

Straight with the taper, the lyric skyscraper

Hit ya like a lyrical murderer

I know ya think I have, but yo, I never heard o' ya

Just because ya heard of me, kid

Fuck around with D, you do the lifetime bid

I'll put you in the dirt and leave your ass for dead

When it comes to tools, D's the sharpest in the shed

'Cause I'm the '55 Cadillac king

It ain't no thing, my Claddagh ring

Will bust you in the grill

I got the skill, you gots to chill

'Cause I bring doom

I got the boom shalock lock boom

[Chorus]

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

(Boom shalock lock boom) A little louder

(Boom shalock lock boom) Everybody

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

[Interlude]

[Verse 3: Everlast]

I rock mad styles, I hop turnstiles

I rock all mics, I last all night

I puff fat blunts, I rock fine stunts

Step up bold, I'll knock out your gold fronts

Everlast, that's my name

My unique rhyme style's my claim to fame

The House of Pain's the name of my clique

You can't get down, punk, get off my dick

You make me sick like Strawberry Quik

Your style is wack, you ain't the mack

So yo, step back, get off the crack

And sing a new tune like boom shalock lock boom

[Chorus]

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

(Boom shalock lock boom) A little louder

(Boom shalock lock boom) Everybody

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

(Boom shalock lock boom) A little louder

(Boom shalock lock boom) Everybody

(Boom shalock lock boom) Alright now

[Interlude]