[Verse 1: Hot Karl]

This ain't no R&B shit (uh-uh)

No smooth talk Ronnie Romance tip (nope)

I'm playing these chicks with a purpose

Like "thanks a lot for your service" (thank you!)

Once I bust these kids

The door will hit you where adults don't fit

You were quick to bust some brains

Till you found out you was getting played (oh-ho-ho)

I don't even know what nice is

While you yappin' about some crisis (yapyapyapyap)

About your day at work

I'm zoned out thinking 'bout another skirt

Back/forth, any day

You ain't got a man, I'm not Positive K (I got a man!)

I'm more like Zack Morris

Playing Bayside, here's the chorus

[Hook]

[Hot Karl]

Back/forth, see/saw

Come on baby, take it raw

You can't make it any more

That's the point, I'm out the door

[Woman]

Back/forth, see/saw

Come on dude, I like it raw

I could take a little more

But once I'm done, I'm out the door

[Verse 2: Hot Karl]

Girl, you wanna sit and talk (aww)

I just wanna bust and walk (UHH)

I'm done, that's all I need

That tactic's just like Charlie Sheen (yep)

Hit (hit), quit (quit), save the lip

For some Kim Cattrall shit

Right when she thinks that I'm a pro

She's like, "where the fuck did Karl go?"

Out the door, I'm gone, whore

I got what I came for

You sayin' you wanna spoon

Save that shit for Dream and Loon (whoops)

You got the wrong dude

Not dental, just plain rude

One shot, that's all she wrote

Broken off, I'm out like Rob Lowe

[Hook]

[Hot Karl]

Now Back/forth, see/saw

Come on baby, take it raw

You can't make it any more

That's the point, I'm out the door

[Woman]

Back/forth, see/saw

Come on dude, I like it raw

I could take a little more

But once I'm done, I'm out the door

[Hot Karl - spoken]

Aww yeah, girl, I'm the man, yeah...

Wait a minute!

Is that my ex-girlfriend Boobie Poquito?

Does she have a mic in her hand?

[Verse 3: Boobie Poquito with Hot Karl interjections]

Karl ain't got the magic stick {what?}

There's no reason to talk shit {wait a minute}

You? Split? What's that about?

You ain't iceberg, you look like Milhouse {aww}

You're telling me to swallow your kids

I'm about to drop you like Interscope did {I actually left}

You ain't LL with a six-pack

You couldn't find my G-spot if you had a map {not true}

I didn't like you inside

I wouldn't even play you in NBA Live {low blow}

But you might get a booty call

If I'm horny in the middle of the night, baby doll {alright}

Tell you what you want to hear {yeah?}

Yell "It's great", whisper in your ear {okay}

"Ooh, come on H.K., hard kore" {yeah!}

Whoops, I'm done, now find the door {aaaaahhh!}

[Hook]

[Woman]

Back/forth, see/saw

Come on dude, I like it raw

I could take a little more

But once I'm done, I'm out the door

[Hot Karl]

Back/forth, see/saw

Come on baby, take it raw

You can't make it any more

That's the point, I'm out the door

[Outro - spoken]

[Boobie Poquito]

Hehehehehe! At least I got to tell everybody what it's really like in bed with you!

[Hot Karl]

On my debut album? I have a reputation, Boobie!

[Boobie Poquito]

Yeah, but you have NO GAME!

[Hot Karl]

I know, you said that already

[Boobie Poquito]

You can't even play Mario Kart!

[Hot Karl]

Aww, you're hitting me when I'm down now. Come on

[Boobie Poquito]

Seriously though, he was done and I hadn't even pulled my vagina out yet! UHH!

[Hot Karl]

Come on, at least I'm good looking, though...

[Boobie Poquito]

You're gross

[Hot Karl]

Oh

[Boobie Poquito]

A rapper with no game? Good luck, buddy!

[Hot Karl]

Thanks