Tim Heidecker, standin' up straight and tall

Tim Heidecker, doin' just what he does

My Decker, bravest man of all

Great protector, never ever giving up

And when you do it, Tim

You'll be the one who makes 'em laugh

Tim Heidecker, sometimes makin' tunes

Tim Heidecker, performin' the tunes you wrote

Hard worker, workin' all goddamn day

Then enter stand up comedy stage

And when you do it, Tim

You'll be the one who makes 'em laugh

Tim Heidecker, you're gonna steal the scene

Tim Heidecker, man or funny machine

100 pounds of laugh, in every single joke

Tim Heidecker, comedy man and actor

Eric Dubya, ain't no Dubya Bush

That's damn right, Tim, gotta give this country a push

On Cinema, beautiful boy, Tom Cruise Jr. too

Film hunger, 5 bags of popcorn waiting for you

And when you do it, Tim

You'll be the one who makes 'em laugh

Receiving accolades, "Best Comedy Man," ten years runnin', yeah

Never be afraid, when you perform it'll be a big smash

Tim Heidecker, you're gonna steal the scene

Tim Heidecker, man or funny machine

100 pounds of laugh, in every single joke

Tim Heidecker, musician, actor, writer, director

What could I say to commend Tim Heidecker?

Tim and Eric, Eric Wareheim, and Tim Heidecker

Tim ba-da-buh Heidecker

Tim Heidecker, you're gonna steal the scene

Tim Heidecker, man or funny machine

100 pounds of laugh, in every single joke

Tim Heidecker, musician, actor, writer, director

Tim Heidecker, king of the TV screen

Tim Heidecker, showin' us what it means

Havin' good times every day, livin' just outside LA

Los Angeles is in the state of California

Tim ba-da-buh Heidecker