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Big muscles, John Cena

A big champion, John Cena

A cool heart, John Cena

He can't wait for the match to start!

So romantic, John Cena

Great at math, John Cena

A pro skater, John Cena

Such a sweaty and sexy man!

A huge cock, John Cena

Super fertile, John Cena

A small bladder, John Cena

He's likely to win tonight

John Cena

He's likely to win tonight

John Cena

John Cena, please impregnate all my daughters