[Verse]

You can ride my bike, you can drive my car

If you ask me nicely you can play on my guitar

But don't you ever let me catch you with my girl

[Verse]

You use my razor and my best cologne

Play your stupid records when I want to hear her moans

But don't you ever let me catch you with my girl

[Chorus]

You're walking on thin ice

You better walk slow

You're asking for trouble

I'll bring you to a show

You can't steal my baby

That's where I draw the line

'Cause I dance all night

[Verse]

You type for hours when you use my phone

You drink my beer when you can make yourself your own

But don't you ever let me catch you with my girl

Yeah, you'll be sorry, man!

[Chorus]

You're walking on thin ice

You better walk slow

You're asking for trouble

I'll bring you to a show

You can't steal my baby

Or I'll rearrange your face

[Verse]

You use my chair when you watch my videos

You can even read on my auntie's empty nose

But don't you ever let me catch you with my girl

No, don't you ever, 'cause it wouldn't be clever

[Outro]

No, don't you ever let me catch you with my

No, don't you ever let me catch you with my

No, don't you ever let me catch you with my

Girl, oh-oh