[Verse]

It's got no eyes for any other

With gifts and flowers you he smothers

College cheat with an SAP

The girls backstage don't get a looking

He talks to you even when he's sleeping

College cheat with an SAP

[Bridge]

We don't think it's funny if he spends all his money on you

He knows you're a cheat but he still feels the need

What can a poor boy do?

(Not a lot)

[Verse]

It's nothing new, it's just one-way romance

The poor boy didn't even stand a chance

College cheat with an SAP

That boy is me

[Outro]

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na