[Verse 1: Ashland Craft]

Well, some people like to head to the bars

When life is hittin' just a little too hard

Some people like to float out and fish

Some people like to whine and bitch

Well, everybody needs a little head vacation

Everybody's got their vice

I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station

And I'm about to roll up mine

[Chorus: Ashland Craft]

I smoke weed and I don't give a damn

Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kiddin', Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed, just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

If there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I, I smoke weed

[Verse 2: TJ Osborne]

Well, you could say I found a natural prescription

For an undiagnosed medical condition

If you ain't got your own, that's fine

Hell, I'll share mine 'cause I smoke

[Chorus: Ashland Craft & TJ Osborne]

Weed and I don't give a damn

Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kiddin', Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed, just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

If there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I, I smoke weed

[Post-Chorus: Ashland Craft]

Yeah, I smoke weed

[Bridge: Ashland Craft & TJ Osborne]

Well, it's legal out in California

And a couple other places too

But 'round here, we still gotta buy it

From some real shady dude

[Chorus: Both, Ashland Craft & TJ Osborne]

Oh, weed, and I don't give a damn

Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kiddin', Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed, just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I, I smoke weed

[Post-Chorus: Ashland Craft & TJ Osborne]

I smoke weed

I smoke weed

[Outro: TJ Osborne & Ashland Craft]

Hey, man, I think the, I think the police are here, man

I smoke weed

Hey, man, give me back my lighter

Come on

I smoke weed

Ayy, puff, puff, pass

You know the rules

Stop bogartin' that shit

Pass it over here, come on