[Chorus]
(Uh), mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (Uh)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn’t know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (Uh)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
[Verse 1]
It’s like this, I'ma tell you the motherfuckin' scoop
Got many hoes on my team who want it like skip to my lou
They call me H and I to the T, from that R-O-A-D block
Where we never throw white flags, just look shady with the Glock
See, I pimp a ho, never simp to a ho
Revive her ass like vibrant, have her yellin' like some sirens
See the wicked witch of the West tried to fade me with the vest on my chest
Now it's time to put that ho to rest
My profile will tell the whole deal
Like Visa, Mastercards, and American Express meals
We get you in the moment, the next minute, put, put them on them hips
How do you hoes, how do you hoes take your kibbles to bits?
A Vic RT, just give me all your itch
Requesting things like Johnny Quest and sim sim salabim
Some hoes be breakin' it off, takin' it off, lookin' scary
I hit it with a paper bag and vivid memories of Halle Berry
[Chorus]
(Uh), mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn’t know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn’t know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (Uh)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn’t know)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, you, you're lookin' kinda lonely
I grab you by your weave and you be my little pony
One smack to your lips with my dick'll wipe away that tartar
Or is it plaque? That’s on your gums, 'cause the nuts I crack
But I got Doublemint, double hits for your pleasure
I think you dropped something, you mud duck, you dropped a feather
I don't mind you hoes, I could fuck any kinda ho
Kinda like the Ringling Brothers, swingin', sayin' (Geronimo)
No time for those, you really know I'm burnin' a hole through your pocket
And you's jockin' 'cause I plug you like a cord to socket
I'm like, "Let's all jump in the rocket,"
Five, four, three, two, one, oh
Blastin' off to a galaxy of dumb-ass hoes
And you said that I'm an alien to this?
But unidentified flying objects will never miss
My Black fists will be imprinted when I struck
Because I bust straws like I bust nuts
[Chorus]
(Uh), mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (Uh)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
[Verse 3]
Let me school you on a session of pimpin' and knockin'
And droppin', I got so much elementary, my dear Watson
He say, she say that she's a freak off Hennessy
Sayin' you's a virgin, why is you pretendin' me?
Stop lookin' for Captain Planet and his Planeteers
Ain't no savers over here
Is you droppin' panties or you droppin' tears?
'Cause with no parents, you're an orphan and you can't go run these streets
Don't you know there is no pair, it dies in heat?
Or you in need some sunscreen for that sunburn
Knew there's a germ
I'm not concerned when you do your tosses and turns
I take it from her, we get cheddar like Flipper
Dog her like a house pet, where's my pimpin' slippers?
I'm not a dipper in the sky, he was a little dipper, I just rock the baots
I'm not a captain, bitch, I'm just a skipper, I skip her
You back up quicker than Flash when you feel your face crack
And you'll be like, "Man, homie don't play that"
[Chorus]
(Uh), mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (Uh)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (What?)
Mack a ho, crack a ho (And if you didn't know)
[Outro]
And if you didn't know
And if you didn't know
And if you didn't know
And if you didn't know
We out, hah