Come on!

[Verse 1]

You're a wannabe stripper with a microphone

And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes, yeah

You're a waste of three minutes and a dance routine

And your daddy had to buy the record company

[Pre-Chorus]

Guess I'll be the bad guy

So get mad at me

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks

[Chorus]

You ain't no Madonna

No, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a strip tease

Stra-stra-strip tease

[Verse 2]

I can only listen to you in a magazine

You're the reason there ain't music on MTV

[Pre-Chorus]

I got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks

[Chorus]

You ain't no Madonna

No, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a strip tease

Stra-stra-strip tease

[Middle 8]

So take it off nice and slow

Or take it off my radio

[Chorus]

Now, you ain't no Madonna

No, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a pre-Madonna fuckin' all the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a strip tease

You ain't no Madonna

No, you ain't no pop queen

Just a pre-Madonna suckin' off the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a strip tease

[Outro]

Stra-stra-strip tease

Stra-stra-strip tease

Stra-stra-strip tease

You're nothin' but a strip tease