[All vocals sampled and scratched by Hi-Tek]

[Intro]

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome..."

("DJ...") ("Hi-Tek") "proudly presents..."

"a..." ("Hi-Tek") "production..."

[Scratched verse]

[Mos Def] "Yo..."

[?] "And you know on that MPC..."

[?] "The crime leader!"

[Mos Def] "Hi-Tek"

[Noreaga] "You ain't ready yet!"

[Biz Markie] "I make" ("beats") "each and every day"

[Talib Kweli] "No matter the place, no matter the time"

[Biz Markie] "But anyway..."

[Sadat X] "I thought y’all knew!"

[?] "DJ Hi-Tek"

[Mos Def] "Don't stop"

[O.C.] "The more emotion I put into it, the harder I rock!"

[Pras] "Don't get me started!"

[Rakim] "And I can go on for days"

[Raekwon] "No question!"

[Prodigy] "The class now is in session..." ["is in session" echoes out]

[Common] "Uh, 1, 2, y’all..."

[Outro interlude: toddler hypeman]

For real... where my man Hi-Tek?

Unnnnhhhhh! Stop!

Don't do dat no more!

Where my man Hi-Tek?

I'ma tell my daddy too

Where my man Hi-Tek?

Get it up!

Where my man Hi-Tek?

In Cin-cin-cinatti...