[Verse 1: Hi-C]

It all happened when I grabbed a cup of that gin, threw a little socco in, goddamn

(What happened?)

Man, that shit caught me, I'm still drunk off the fifth Raymond bought me

That E&J make you have a fit

When I get to drinkin' it's kinda hard to quit, shit

I might as well drink, I'm not driving

I'm not dumb, I'm down for surviving

A young girl I can't do without

My dick is a dog and I'm 'bout to let him out

I wanna fuck, but I'm drunk as fuck

Ayo Tone, stop the beat, man, I gotta throw up

Aye Crawf, don't stop man, don't quit

Gon' rock some of that skanless shit

Well pass the Jack Daniels, I really get to trippin'

Show me a bitch, I get to bullshittin'

I call my girl and ask, "Would she come to the pad?"

I couldn't believe the little ho got mad

My girl is smart, hell yeah she be thinkin' by the way that I talk, she knew I been drinkin'

I said, "Baby, don't act crazy, why don't you come on over?"

She said, "Nigga if you try something, I swear it's over"

I said, "You coming or what? Don't make me ask no mo'

Don't make have to kick down ya goddamn door"

Two minutes later, my girl drove up

I said, "Gimmie that coochie, I want to fuck

You trick, don't you ever talk shit on the phone

Come get my jim hard and let's get it on"

Pushed her on the couch then I pulled out my pipe

My girl jumped up she said, "That shit ain't right"

She said, "I'm leaving"

I said, "Trick, so what? Take ya funky monkey, I'm too drunk to fuck"

[Verse 2: Hi-C]

I'm drunk as a motherfuckin' skunk

I'm 'bout to hump the monkey, I ain't no punk

Oh, Hi-C, boy, you can't fuck when you drunk

Watch this, hey girl, give up the funk

I mean the cunt, the coochie

The bitch did it like a kiss, man, she blew it to me

I met the bitch in the motherfuckin' park

Couldn't see her black ass cause it was so damn dark

She wasn't doing nothing but just standing around

Ol' nappy headed ho weighing 400 pounds

By me drinking I thought the bitch looked good

So I pushed her in the car and rolled her back to the hood

On the way back home my car leaned to the side

With a stanky ass bitch–fat, funky, and wide

Hi-C man, your girl look like Goonie [?]

Got the girl tossed up when I gave her the brew

Poured up some more gin and some grape fruit juice

Then I really got loose, tongue kissin' her moose

I couldn't reach the coochie, she had to give me a boost

I stuck my thumb in her shit, it was loose as a goose

Ew, she so ugly, she look like Monster Mash

Pulled my thing out her cooch and tried to pop it in her ass

Couldn't rip her from the front 'cause she was too damn fat

Man, the trick made me sick, I threw up on her back

But I didn't give a fuck, she gave me a chance

Couldn't make it to the bathroom I pissed in my pants

She called me a tramp, I said, "You ugly ass duck, take ya funky monkey, I'm too drunk to fuck"

[Verse 3: Big Jazz]

Yo Crawf, hold my brew so I can kick this

And let me talk this ghetto shit for the bitches

Big Jazz is on a hunt 'cause I'm drunk, gee

And I'm lookin' for the girls with the "talk to me" monkeys

At my pad was this trick so I lucked up

But being drunk off the eight, I guess I fucked up

Don't get me wrong 'cause I was ready for some action

But if I do this girl, Big Jazz'll be attraction

She sat me down 'cause I was drunk as a lush

And all the shit I had for lunch was about to come up

I kick the cat and then I run for the bathroom

Getting sicker by the minute by the girl's stinky perfume

The Jazz is drunk but a nigga still skanless

Back to the counter plate [?] like I can handle this

Now I'm sweating, not to mention I'm excited

But still trippin' off the buzz the eight provided

She tripped me out but I'm too drunk to be thinkin'

I pop the [?] in my mouth so my breath don't be stinkin'

She left the room and returned with a grin

Check it out, she tripped me out, 'cause she had a friend

Now fellas, peep game, I'm a skanless gang member

Double team by two tenders but too drunk to remember

Now I was with it, until the minute that I passed out

As for my night with these tenders, I'm just assed out

The next morning I was shit out of luck

But that's the last time, Jazz is too drunk to fuck

[Outro]

I remember the day when Tony A slipped

The nigga fucked around, and he caught the drips

He..