Courtney, never thought you'd see me

I’ve been in the tea room, not a drop of tea

Man, you sure can write a sweet tune

I was getting well lubed like it was the '40s

As I wait in the line

Oh no, I'm changing again (Hey!)

Half a dozen stubbies later

Sitting at Alhambra holding up the bar

You’re so sweet to all the groupies

I tried to get a selfie, couldn't work my phone

As I wait in the line

Oh no, I'm changing again

I'm a mutant

(Mutant)

No, what's happening to me?

Next day, freaking out at Laneway

Feeling in a bad way, looking for my baby

No way, just been told you left me

All my trouble wasted, I'm a little wasted

As I wait in the line (As I wait in the line)

Oh no, I'm changing again

I'm a mutant

(Mutant)

Oh my god!

It’s happening again!

(Mutant)

No! No!

No!