[Verse 1]

Remember when they tore up the lot

Where we used to park our cars?

Now we’re bumping Pavement

Down from the basement

I ran the place like a talk show host

We didn’t know what we didn’t know

Now we’re playing “Piano Man,”

Driving the minivan

[Chorus 1]

Don’t wanna go to the party, man

Cause I’m already on one

Will I wreck your plans if I hold your hand?

Cause I’m already gone

[Verse 2]

Learned to drive in a graveyard

Where all the men were already dead

Things were just better then

Or did I forget?

My bedroom was a horror show

I didn’t know what I didn’t know

It was all mistakes, but now it’s just outtakes

[Chorus 2]

Don’t wanna go to the party, man

Cause I’m already on one

Will I wreck your plans if I hold your hand?

Cause I’m already gone

Don’t wanna go to the party, man

Cause I’m already on one

Will I wreck your plans if I hold your hand?

Cause I’m already gone

[Outro]

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Cause I'm already on one

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Cause I'm already gone