[Being Weird on the Mic: Helms Deep]

Do I have to say this again?

Good morning Bismarck. The temperature is 78 and party cloudy

Yo, MC Checked-in

This is day makin’ and this is day makin’

[Verse 1: Helms Deep]

Wake up the Biztropolis

It’s Helms, ya know I’m rocking this

Like DC’s in 96, Doc drops em quick—

Paving magic streets and hitting notes sick

So take a toke and don’t blink

Or have a potion and sip

This a song for the ladies and the players of sin

Relaxing at the crib, passing shit

My grandpa got a box of matches from 86

I’m like damn dog, check this leather mink

A letterman jacket, some classic mint—

The collections keep growing

Now we got vinyls of our own

I’m signing phones, instead of side-stage-froze

But damn this some North Dakota cold

Let the truth be told

As these fireworks explode, smooth ala mode, yo

[Hook: Helms Deep]

Let’s have a celebration, you got a paid vacation—

You could stay or pick a destination

No conversation, no need for patience

Cruise to the city, or top mount glacier

I’m the agent, and this is day makin’

This is day makin’

Know what I’m saying’?

This is day makin’

[Verse 2: Helms Deep]

Take a class or a break for family making

Check your mail, or bump some Iron Maiden

No just wait, Ahem!

I want Illmatic cranked to 10

Arrested Development, until the end

But I’m content and far from average

You make the eggrolls, I’ll bring the cabbage

Lavish rapping, tap dancing, asthma attacking

Bouncing like Kangaroo Jack, with Helms Deep or Zac

And Boom-Bap-Rap, (Where da party at?)

[Hook: Helms Deep]

Let’s have a celebration, you got a paid vacation—

You could stay or pick a destination

No conversation, no need for patience

Cruise to the city, or top mount glacier

I’m the agent, and this is day makin’

This is day makin’

Know what I’m saying’?

This is day makin’

And this day makin’