[Verse 1]

Been bubbling potions and tonics

Sitting in my laboratory

Oh, I nearly set you on fire girl

To bring you on back to life

But whatever I do

Woke up it was six in the morning

The televisions were howling

That's when I noticed she'd broken a bitch-shaped hole in the wall

Beware whatever you do

[Chorus]

Cos I Created a Monster

She's living out in the dumpsters

She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo

And no it's not in your head

It's not in your head

It's not in your head

[Verse 2]

She's raiding the kitchens and gardens

I'm fearing this may lead to problems

They're gonna shoot you down girl

And put you in a hole in the floor

At least that's what I'd do

[Chorus]

Yeah I Created a Monster

She's living out in the dumpsters

She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo

And no it's not in your head

It's not in your head

It's not in your...

[Middle 8]

Dr. Kno, why'd you have to be so critical?

I'm only trying to please you

I suppose I was looking forward to meet

But you've created a monster

I'ma give you a monster

[Chorus]

I Created a Monster

She's living out in the dumpsters

She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo

And no it's not in your head

It's not in your head

It's not in your head