[Verse 1]

Cocaine, Kurt Cobain

I been blowin' up my (click-click) brains

Oh I ain't gonna feel no pain tonight

Hot damn kilograms

Whiter than the Alabama Ku Klux Klan

And blowin' through a cool couple o' grand

One line at a time

[Chorus 1]

All the things you'll do

All of the things you'll do

To try to get through the night

Before the night gets through with you

[Verse 2]

Sweet dreams in blue jeans

She got some tattoos and a lip ring

And the kind of pills that they give you when you're down

Hot damn, a hologram

Sayin' "Don't you know who the fuck I am?"

She's my queen of the neon nothin' land

Where she presides

[Chorus 2]

And all the things we'll do

All of the things we'll do

To try to get through the night

Before the night gets through with you

[Verse 3]

Cow trails, tall tails

Pave the beach and fuckin' nuke the whales

I guess you gotta sell out if all else fails to fly

Now it's contracts and acting class

They wanna build you up before some big collapse

Oh I'm a-just a-waitin' on the last synapse to fry

[Chorus 3]

So the things I'll do

They are the things you would do

To try to get through the night

Before the night gets through with you