Fat Kelly’s Teeth

By Hefner

On The Fidelity Wars

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The spaces between all the times

Is where I lay my sweet heart down

The spaces between

Her cruelest insults

Is where I stopped being faithful

The gap between fat Kelly's teeth

Distracts my eyes from her body

And as she pulls me to the floor

I don't feel that guilty

My trousers around my knees

And her skirt above her waist

But in the cold sober light

She's not nearly so pretty

But if I drink more gin

Her grace might return

My sweet heart don't know

And I sure won't tell her

That fat Kelly's teeth

Have bitten chunks off of me

And what was I thinking of

When I went home with her

She had sympathy

She had cigarettes

Now they've all disappeared

Between her teeth

Between her teeth

They've all disappeared

Between her teeth

And I always forget

How quick the sun sets

And now that the rock sets

I'm must go home

I don't feel regretful

I don't feel ungrateful

Even though I'm unfaithful

I don't feel that bad

But in the cold sober light

She's not nearly so pretty

But if I drink more gin

Her grace might return

My sweetheart don't know

And I sure won't tell her

That fat Kelly's teeth

Have bitten chunks off of me

And what was I thinking of

When I went home with her

She had sympathy

She had cigarettes

Now they've all disappeared

Between her teeth

Between her teeth

They've all disappeared

Between her teeth

They've all disappeared

Between her teeth

They've all disappeared

Between her teeth