You know how this works, right

Fingernail removal machine

Make sure that it fits tight

We love to hear you scream

Bathroom floor ain't no place for a champ like you

How’s it feel to be missing another tooth?

Don’t think that eye's gonna heal up right

Gonna bleed through your bedsheets tonight

Washing blood makes me clean

Extra ribs and zero tendons

Rip your heart out through your spleen

Watch it beating bloody mending

I’ll fuck anything that moves

Fill my mouth with dirt

Extra ribs and zero tendons

Fold me up and ship me off to the jungle

Hunan Taste Biohazard

Hunan Taste Biohazard

My home is in the elevator shaft

I pick the short straw but staple you to the flagpole

Alimеntary 96% successful castration

Don’t wake the colony of soldiеr ants living in my back

Hunan Taste Biohazard

Hunan Taste Biohazard

You know how this works right

Fingernail removal machine

Make sure that it fits tight

Premarital sex is a sin

I’m about to rip the shingles off your skin and your roof so watch out

Shiny Happy People by REM fucking sucks

Who wrote the car accident involving all but one of the male wiggles

Saltwater and Acetone isn’t half bad when snorted

Don Rickles is dead

Strip Monopoly is just Tax Evasion for pussies and employees at Colonial Williamsburg

Hunan Taste Biohazard

Human Vape Conversion Therapy

All my friends are beanie babies

You can find salvation in the inside of a wood chipper

At the safety hydroflaxy

Like a throbbing purple taxi

All my limbs but one are gangrenous

Guess which one and I’ll let the children go safely

Bitch

Woo

Bathroom floor ain't no place for a champ like you

How’s it feel to be missing another tooth?

Don’t think that eye's gonna heal up right

Gonna bleed through your bedsheets tonight