[Verse 1]

What a monster, this kissing disease

Did the paramedic bring you back?

Or was he dropping you off for the night

In broad daylight?

[Chorus]

I can't stand up in here

I hit my head on your trap door

Can't come down to see you

'Cause I'm not that kind of girl

Why should I listen?

You already kissed him

And already replaced him

[Verse 1]

The telephone is my enemy now

I'm giving in if I make a call

How could I lose to a weaker hand

Lie down, lie down, it's bigger than I can stand

[Chorus]

Up in here

I hit my head on your trap door

Can't come down to see you

Because I'm not that kind of girl

Why should I listen?

You already kissed him

And already replaced him

[Verse 3]

You always cut me off and in half

And think you can put it back

I know I've been had, but I'll still take you home

So lie down, lie down

You're leaving just standing up

[Chorus]

Up in here

I hit my head on your trap door

Can't come down to see you

Because I'm not that kind of girl

Why should I listen?

You already kissed him

And already replaced him