Notes App Apology - Intellectual

[Intro]

Start it over

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me

I know it’s taken me a long time to respond

But here's my story

From my perspective

I'm exempt from consequences

I thought I’d get away with it, but didn't

So here's my apology

I'm so sorry

Here's a Notes app apology

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me

I swear to god this is not my fault

It's a big misunderstanding

No one's ever told me I’m abusive and controlling

You sound crazy no one will believe you

But hеre’s my non-apology

I'm so sorry

You have problems with honеsty

It’s come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me

I know it's only been a week since you outed me

But I've been changing

I found God now

Everyone thinks that it's a cop out

Cleansed me of all my misdeeds

Redeemed and saved me

I found Jesus, absolved me of my demons

I’ll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me

I'm so sorry

Say it half-heartedly

I'm so sorry

Throw me a pity party

I'm so sorry

From leper's colony

I'm so sorry

Here's a Notes app apology