I saw the light, they returned last night, un-answered questions tortured me

Like how they unlocked the door?

Why's my rectum sore?

Why do i twitch when i watch E.T?

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch

Left me crying in a ditch,it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold

This crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe

You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips, such a gross indignity

Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation

Why do they always come for me?

Huh i say

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch

Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold

This crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe

Let me probe you one time where i'm talking about

So late at night i sit alone stare at the twilight zone, with a sawed off shot gun in my hand

Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered

Waiting for those great green bastards, it's the only way to make them understand

Oooooh

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch

Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold

This crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe