[Intro: Hayden (spoken)]

"Who is it?"

"It's the pizza guy"

"Oh but, I don't have any money"

"Why the **** did you order a pizza then?"

[Verse 1]

One large pizza, with extra 'peroni

Pull up on your bitch with my massive balogna

I get bored when I feel all aloney

And when I get bored I call your girl on the phoney

Take her to my place where she ride like a pony

Mix her bowl up like it's craft macaroni

Invade her DM's like Iraq and Iran

Her pussy the basket, my **** is Lebron

Her ass so big, it's like a McSnack

Pull down those pants, eat that big mac

Her ass is the QB and I'm here with the sack

***-eatin' gang put the team on my back

[Verse 2]

All right second verse I'm doin' it inside her house

The bitch must be a nurse since she performed some dick to mouth

Lookin' at the floor, my pants, a condom, and her blouse

Didn't close the door and in comes her spouse

I told him, "She was so lonely, I beat that pussy Rhonda Rouse'

If only, if only, you just didn't find out"

He said, "I get it, no worries, I don't blame you man

But hey, while you're here, you mind if I join in?"

[Verse 3]

Splashing girls faces like my boys in the bay

'Boutta drop 60, shout-out to Klay

My condom a deli, all the meat it be packin'

Fits like a glove, bitch, I'm Michael Jackson

Your momma she love me, she likes her men skinny

She take me to her room, hug me, and then she kiss me

I fill her stocking up, and then I come down her chimney

And take her to dinner when I'm done with my shifty

Buy her some clothes, bought her dress from the thrifty

Didn't spend much used less than a fifty

She ordered the pie, but won't hand me the Visa

Listen lady, just pay for the pizza