[Verse 1]

Each plug is clogged with yer long dark hair

There’s half eaten pastries in the frigidaire

Cigarette butts in coffee cups and more

My nerves are shot I wait for you at night

Them boys will fuss and they will fight

In the moot pursuit of any cause

[Chours]

But I’m as happy as a clam

I’m shaky as my hands

However long you’re back home my baby

However long you’re back home

[Verse 2]

Hairdryers straighteners lesser appliances

Ballache strains on meagre finances

Howsabouts fish fingers and two flutes to fill?

I don’t buy white bread or any brown liquor

It’s organic fruit stamped by the picker

That shit is expensive so’s the electrickery bill

[Chours]

But I’m as peaceful as a lamb

My perambulent Madame

However long you’re back home my lady

Yeah

[Outro]

(Apartment for Two)

But I’m as happy as a clam

(What else can a dreamy daddy do)

Shaky as my hands

(Apartment for Two)

Yeah I’m as peaceful as a lamb

(What else can a dreamy daddy do)

However long you’re back home my baby

(What else can a dreamy daddy do)

However long you’re back home my baby

(What else can a dreamy daddy do)

However long you’re back home my baby

(What else can a dreamy daddy do)