Hank Hill:

Alright, Bobby, be quiet

'Cause your dad is gonna do a song on his favorite subject

Bobby Hill:

Alright, daddy

Hank Hill:

If you want a cheap fuel

That's environmentally cool, propane

If you wanna cook out

For me there's no doubt, it's propane

Please go buy, please go buy, please go buy, propane

Bobby Hill:

Daddy, can I have my tape recorder back now?

Hank Hill:

Bobby, as soon as I finish these two verses

Now go do your homework

If you got heating bill blues

Then I got some good news, propane

It burns efficient and clean

Just watch that blue flame, propane

Plеase go buy, please go buy, plеase go buy, propane

Bobby Hill:

Daddy, if you make a lot of money off of this record, are you going to get your narrow urethra fixed?

Hank Hill:

Bobby, you shut up about my medical problems

Jeffrey Boomhauer:

Yeah, man, I'll tell you what, that dang ol' Propane song, man

Tell you what Hank Hill singing by man Eric Clapton

That dang ol' same record, man

Talking about that propane, gr, cli, cli, clic, man

Win that dang ol' grammy, man

Hank Hill:

Boomhauer, why don't you make yourself useful and go down to the Snacky Mart and get us some ho ho cakes?

If there's a leak you can tell

'Cause it's got that bad smell, propane

I'm the one you will thank

Come try just one tank, propane

Please go buy, please go buy, please go buy, propane

Well, that's it

For all your propane and propane accessories

Come to Strickland Propane right here in Arlen, Texas

Bobby Hill:

Daddy, what's that smell?

Hank Hill:

Bobby, that's the sweet smell of propane

Jeffrey Boomhauer:

Yeah, man, that dang ol' gas leak, man

It feels like propane in the morning, man

I feel like fixing the dang ol' Marlon Brady

Dang ol' monkeys at the top of the roof

Then dang ol' watching movies

Dang ol' prima donna

Hank Hill:

Boomhauer, shut up!

I can't even sing about propane without being interrupted fifty to a hundred times

Hey, why don't you get him out of here?