Reporting Live From Hell On Earth

By Hand Hanzo

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(intro)

OP here, this that muthafuckin' new shit, check it out

I ain't talkin' bout that muthafuckin' old shit, I'm talkin' bout that fuckin' new shit, you feel me?

A-herp-a-derp-derp, (what?) a-herp-a-derp-derp, derp, derp, derp, derp

Yeah, this is serious business, right here, it's like this...

Heart full of Carnage symbiosis

Flow process pure, reverse osmosis

Boasted, that your boy Hand is the dopest

You see, high school for me was a disaster

But that explains why I ain't one of those bastards

Who peak there to drop off the map, I peaked after

I'm the master instrumental crafter in the lead

The scouter read, nine thousand I proudly exceed

This a testament to everyone who flow sick

And we all tired of that cheap radio shit

All the others been pullin' to sparkle like Ed Cullen

And kill music for the official murder one rulin'

Dead-set on manifesting a densetsu

That's Nihongo for 'legend', you get it? Your best bet

Is a Hanzo, you gotta look for that in the name

Either Reiza or myself, the Hand, we don't play


[Hook]

This is for everybody who's fed up

And everybody down who's tryin' to get up

Lookin' for inspiration, I gon' help you find it, find it


[Repeat]

What up on the remote control in Hell you given?

"Watch me I exploit my own kids on television"?

That or "watch me try to get knocked up at sixteen!

If a positive on the test you gotta call MTV!!"

Makes me sick, just as much as the ads

Of a false flag happenin' gone ten years past

See me puttin' mainstream pop-culture on blast

Labels would wanna take advantage of me, pull a fast

Put my ass on a stick, over sick fire then dash

What's the point of workin' for you if you get all the cash?

Claim every song I make is yours, try to own my name

Tell me what I'm gonna spit about, try to control my brain?

More a monster than a person, I will never be tamed

And your CEO wan' whore me out to afford some more cocaine?

The business isn't a glamorous illusion no more

It's a pile of excrement that I try to make 404


[Hook]

This is for everybody who's fed up

And everybody down who's tryin' to get up

Lookin' for inspiration, I gon' help you find it, find it


[Repeat]

I know the rules are crooked

But I know the world ain't lookin'

So I can do whatever the hell I want

The day my name is mentioned

And I have your attention

I hope you'll understand what's wrong

A herp-a-derp-derp...derp, derp, derp, derp...