[Verse 1]

I hate this party

There's no parking spots

I'm pissed and sober

And full of thoughts

And full of loving

But you smirk at me

When I try and slip my tongue between your teeth

[Refrain]

If I get too close

Will you rub off on me?

[Chorus]

You say that I'm funny

And I feel stupid

Gonna wash my body like a chore

I'd be lucky to earn your weekends

And I couldn't want you any more

You don't care if I get home safe

And suddenly, I don't either

But you're in the passenger seat, half-drunk

So I'll keep my eyes fixed on the meter

[Verse 2]

I hate your friends

And how well they know you

You're gonna grow up

With the same kids from high school

And they're saying things about me

Will linger 'til I'm eighty

I'll sit cross-legged as you tell me your stories

[Refrain]

If I get too close

Will you rub off on me?

[Chorus]

You say that I'm funny

And I feel stupid

Gonna wash my body like a chore

I'd be lucky to earn your weekends

And I couldn't want you any more

You don't care if I get home safe

And suddenly, I don't either

But you're in the passenger seat, half-drunk

So I'll keep my eyes fixed on the meter

[Chorus 2]

You say that I'm pretty

And I feel lovely

Until I'm naked in my room

I'd be lucky to touch myself

And finish to the thought of you

And you don't care if I come and visit

And I care enough to do it for sure

But you're in the passenger seat, yelling "faster!"

So I put my pedal to the floor

[Outro]

And I couldn't want you more