[Intro: Multiple People]
Ayo Oddwin!
[Narration: isthatfr0st]
Alas aour hero perseveres
After falling through several layers of dark matter our protagonist has found the inter-dimensional rift through which he was originally transported
Given that the distortion world stands a top reality, his return to the known universe [?] travel through a tenecessitated travel through a tesseract shaped hole
However...
[Verse: Ham Sandwich, Our Hero]
Tell my niggas I'll be back soon
(?) an SCP and send 'em to the backrooms
These niggas in an echo chamber, living in a vacuum
I told that bitch to turn around, I only need the back view
She told me that she love me, I said put me on a tattoo
And she want me to spill it, but she know that it's a taboo
I keep my dogs around me, I might summon 'em like Pakkun
These diamond dames is synchronized, I'm flyer than a Xatu
These niggas talking shit while I've been getting mine
Cause I was never comfortable with skidding by
But yall must be in love with tryin' to live a lie
She love it when I get inside
In public I might grip her thighs
It's just a little reminder who gonna hit tonight (me!)
These niggas writin' shit that I would improvise in simpler times
When I would hit a beat and say whatever just to get a rise from niggas
Now the shit I say so powerful it might victimize some niggas
But they did it to themselves so I can't sympathize with niggas (look!)
It's been a long ass journey
Lotta dead niggas behind me, need a long ass gourney
Lotta round I had to carry, this a long ass tourney
Lotta dirt I had to bury, lotta words I never said
Lotta shit I done bleed, lotta times that I showed mercy
Lotta rumours niggas spread, might just get me an attorney
But I'm sseract shaped holenecessitated travel through a tesseract shaped hole
However...
[Verse: Ham Sandwich, Our Hero]
Tell my niggas I'll be back soon
(?) an SCP and send 'em to the backrooms
These niggas in an echo chamber, living in a vacuum
I told that bitch to turn around, I only need the back view
She told me that she love me, I said put me on a tattoo
And she want me to spill it, but she know that it's a taboo
I keep my dogs around me, I might summon 'em like Pakkun
These diamond dames is synchronized, I'm flyer than a Xatu
These niggas talking shit while I've been getting mine
Cause I was never comfortable with skidding by
But yall must be in love with tryin' to live a lie
She love it when I get inside
In public I might grip her thighs
It's just a little reminder who gonna hit tonight (me!)
These niggas writin' shit that I would improvise in simpler times
When I would hit a beat and say whatever just to get a rise from niggas
Now the shit I say so powerful it might victimize some niggas
But they did it to themselves so I can't sympathize with niggas (look!)
It's been a long ass journey
Lotta dead niggas behind me, need a long ass gourney
Lotta round I had to carry, this a long ass tourney
Lotta dirt I had to bury, lotta words I never said
Lotta shit I done bleed, lotta times that I showed mercy
Lotta rumours niggas spread, might just get me an attorney
But I'm still collecting bread, they ask for money like they Berny
Livin' free inside they heads, they always watching like a Furby
(they always watchin' like a motherfuckin' Furby)
[Narration, Continued: isthatfr0st]
Such a journey was unprecedented
Without even getting into the specifics of the matter, our hero found himself being torn apart
In a last ditch effort to free himself, he took a calculated risk
The gamble paid off, or so he thought...
Once free of the tesseract, our hero found himself yet again in an unfamiliar dimensional plane: The Second Dimension
Through means beyond our understanding, he had managed to skip the 3rd Dimension, going from the 4th to the 2nd instantaneously
He was now trapped inside of a game console
Now, armed with rudimentary knowledge earned through his travels
To return home, our here will have to complete
The Digital Dash
[Outro: Acti Matatabi]
Digital Dash! (repeated)
I dunno, man-aped hole