[Verse 1]

They said I have a universal blood type

I can give to anyone in need

But only receive

From someone exactly like me (Mm)

And I'm trying to be positive

But oh, it's really hard

I'm a loner, I'm a loser

Won't you shoot me in the yard?

Put me down like a lame horse

Or send me to the farm

Where all the dogs go (Oh)

[Chorus]

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight

You know, I'm such a sweet girl, but I can rеally bite (I can really bite)

[Verse 2]

'Causе my dog died last year

He fell asleep in my embrace

And the very last thing I told him

Was, "See you soon and we can race"

You know a mercy kill is what I seek

I didn't ask to live, but dying's up to me

[Chorus]

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite

[Post-Chorus]

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 3]

Well, they say all dogs go to Heaven

Well, what about a bitch?

What about an evil girl

Left lying in a ditch?

Tell the three people who asked that I am in a better place

With lots of trees and lots of grass

And lots of, lots of chocolate cake

[Bridge]

'Cause I'm not old, but I am tired

I'm not strong, I'm very weak

I'm not old, but I am tired

I'm not here, I'm somewhere else

I'm not old, but I am tired

I'm one hundred ninety-six in dog years

I have seen enough

I've seen it all

[Chorus]

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite

[Outro]

Down like a lame horse

Or send me to the farm

Where all the dogs go