Oh, trendy catholic girl

Put those tarot cards away

Now is that incense blessed

What that you play

Oh, trendy catholic girl

Your skirts a little short

That veil isn't an exchange

Or immodesty

Or for the men you bring home

After a night’s party

You know you will be judged

For all the things you've ever done

You know you will be judged

For all the things you ever do

You know you will be judged

For all the things you've ever done

You know you will be judged

For all the things you ever do

And i’m not much better

I'm just anothеr miserable sinner

But I can't hеlp to grow irate

Seeing another

Trendy catholic girl

Embrace our lord in full

This love is absolute

And without it your destitute

You know he wants to see you smile

And he wants to see you dance

In an ankle length dress

Before the sun sets

Oh trendy catholic girl

Your birth control

Just controls your love for God

For God

Being admonished

In the public light

I wish I was rebuked

When i wasn't right

Oh trendy catholic girl

This is for your soul

Not for Instagram likes

Or a red scare podcast points

Put your social media

Where it belongs

In the coroner's van

In the coroner's van

Coroner's van

Coroner's van

Or you risk being another

Trendy catholic girl

Trendy catholic girl

Oh, trendy catholic girl

Trendy catholic girl