I hate sinning

When I sin I never win

I hate irreverent masses

And liturgical dances

I hate communion in the hand

Eucharistic ministers

Immodest dresses

And vernacular masses

I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, 'cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, 'cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah

I like Pope Urban the 2nd and Pope Pius the 9th

I think the syllabus or errors was pretty nice

I like meatless Fridays and the penitential rite

I like Gregorian chant and my incеnse nice

'Cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yеah, I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, 'cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, I'm a rad trad

They like to call us schismatic or irregular

But i follow Christ and not the world

'Cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, 'cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah, 'cause I'm a rad trad

Oh yeah