[Verse 1]

Pompom Tammy in her single mom Chevy

Fillin' out her not-so-skinny jeans

Paintin' on her mascara in the rear-view mirror

Case of beer in the baby seat

[Verse 2]

She's got a thing for Hank she got on the day

He popped a dent out her passenger side

She wasn't lookin' for love when he fixed her truck

But she's lookin' pretty lucky tonight

[Chorus]

She's a top of the bottom, cream of the crop

Map dot livin' the dream

Yeah, she ain't all that, but she ain't half bad

For a former Corn Queen

[Verse 3]

Well, she knock, knock, knockеd on his old screen door

That's as broke as the both of them

Hе's been waitin' since the third grade

To tell her to come on in

[Chorus]

He's got heart of gold, a little more to hold

Than he had when he was sixteen

Yeah, he ain't all that, but he ain't half bad

For a former Corn Queen

[Bridge]

Ain't Romeo and Juliet

More Billy-Bob and Charlene

Ain't all that, but it ain't half bad

For a former Corn Queen

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]

Been a couple months, they had a lotta fun

Everything that you'd think

Got half of her stuff and a toothbrush

And a dixie cup by the sink

[Chorus]

No kids of his own, just a two-year-old

Who thinks he's everything

He's gonna change her name, gonna help her raise

A future former Corn Queen

[Outro]

Hell, it ain't all that, but it ain't half bad

For a former Corn Queen