[Verse 1: Oderus Urungus]

Well I'm travelin' down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load

I stagger 'round in a stupor

Sleazy, I can't do the show

I'm hangin' out backstage

I'm in a homicidal rage

I signed a million dollar contract

I puked on every page

Slaughtered half the crew

'Cause they ate my deli tray

Oh baby hey

I said I'd do the show

And I canceled anyway

[Pre-Chorus: Oderus Urungus]

You were a road kill baby

'Til I scraped you in my arms

Just another wattle flapping

On the old turkey farm

So baby

[Chorus: Beefcake The Mighty]

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

[Verse 2: Oderus Urungus]

Well there you have it, baby

I'm just a sensitive guy

Y'know I snuffed a million planets

But I still find time to cry

Because there's more to life

Than making other people die

Like a little bloody tear baby

Running out my dirty little eye

And some things, baby

They don't make no sense

Does it really matter if it bugs your parents?

[Pre-Chorus: Oderus Urungus]

You're a road kill baby

I scraped you in my arms, ow!

'Nother wattle flappin'

On the old turkey farm

So baby

Baby, quit your crying

Put them clown britches on

[Chorus: Beefcake The Mighty]

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

[Post-Chorus: Beefcake The Mighty]

Oh, yeah!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Beefcake The Mighty]

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

[Outro: Oderus Urungus]

Well the wheels keep rolling

And another signpost gone

Baby, can't you hear me calling

Like a sad whale song

Like a sad whale song

Sad whale, baby