[Chorus]

I'm not a who, I’m a what

Back row pickle park slut

Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard

You made me this way

[Verse 1]

Daddy told me I was pretty

Mommy gave me her disease

Born a coldblooded crack whore dinosaur

Turned me out on the streets

Cloaca money maker

Rig-to-rig and truck-to-truck

Working hard in the yard, shit-pussy super star

Looking for a dick to suck

[Chorus]

I'm not a who, I'm a what

Back row pickle park slut

Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard

You made me this way

[Verse 2]

I don’t want your fuckin' pity

Don't you pray for me

Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me

This is how I want to be

A-sleeper creeper

Want a handjob? Well you're fucked

This lizard ass can multitask

But my arms aren't long enough

[Break]

Na na, na na na na

Na na na, na na na na

"Breaker One-Nine, this is Fruit Pie the Magician

I'm at the Judy Blumе Service Plaza

I'm looking for some commеrcial company

Pretty face and a big ole waist, come on back"

[Bridge]

Makin’ love behind the Love’s

Get a Buc-ee's suck and fuck

Want a Wawa chili dog?

We can do it in my truck

Doing gay at the Flying J

Tits and ass at the old TA

Dump my load and drive away

Gotta do when I gotta do a doo doo

I’ll get your money

I will get your money

I'll get your money

I'll suck your dick

[Solo]

[Chorus]

I'm not a who, I’m a what

Back row pickle park slut

Lot Lizard, Lot Lizard

You made me this way