Child!

[Verse 1]

Having a child

With a person I don't even know

Jumping up and down in the crowd

She got a face full of blow

Y'know

[Chorus]

She caught the sperm in her mouth

And then she put it down south

She didn't understand

That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan, aww

[Verse 2]

She's having a child

And she thinks that it's a clever stunt

What she's really going to get

Is a kick in the cunt

(It hurts!)

[Chorus]

Things went south

That's when I started to fuck in her mouth

She didn't understand

I'm a happy, dappy, Sammy Davis Jr. man, uh-huh

[Solo]

Ahh!

Chu! Chu!

Ahh!

[Chorus]

You want to get out of your life?

Well go fuck a rock star

Then you can quit your job

At the crummy fuckin' titty bar

Lying back 'gainst the wall

With your legs in the air

Crowd of fuckin' docs coming on

Like they really don't care

She took that fistful of sperm

Crammed it right up her womb

So she could lay with her legs in the air

In the hospital room

But there's one thing the little bitch don't understand

(She don't, she don't, she don't, she don't)

I don't have a dime

And I don't give a damn