Paper-based stickers - Intellectual

[Verse]

Paper-based stickers can suck my dick

I try to peel 'em off, but the stickers still stick

So I peel it from side, but the stickers don't care

They split, they tear, leave shit everywhere

So I run it underwater just to get it unstuck

But the shitty little sticker quickly turns to fucking muck

So I rub it on my pants and I rub it on a towel

Now my pants are sticky and the towel is sticky

And the shitty sticker quickly shifts the shitty little sticker prickles

Wait, could it be?

What's this little sticker laid bare before me?

It's not paper-based, it's a different race

And it will replace what has been disgraced, for you see

(I-- I'm-- I'm-- I'm gonna-- I'm gonna do it)

(It's a plastic-based sticker)

(Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god) (Ooh)

This is so smooth!

(Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god)

It's very easy to pull off! (Ooh)

(Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my-)

Why isn't every sticker just like this?!

(Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god)

You'd think it would be pretty simple!