I’ve Given Up - Intellectual

[Chorus 1]

I've given up using my arms

They burn too much energy

I see no harm

In using my head

I'll bite things instead

I'm sure it will work like a charm

I've given up using my eyes

It gives me a headache

To look at bright skies

I don't need to see

My nose will guide me

It seems like a good compromise

I've given up using my legs

It's hard work to walk

I'll hitch rides, but won't beg

If I'm on the ground

Please drive me around

Or just prop me up on your pegs

I've given up using my neck

It should save me some effort

I guess, what the heck

By the time that I'm through

I'll have enough strength for two

If you'd like to help, I take checks

I've given up using my brain