[Verse 1]

Your daddy works in porno, now that mommy's not around

She used to love her heroin, but now she's underground

So you stay out late at night, and you do your coke for free

Drivin' your friends crazy with your life's insanity

[Chorus]

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Look out

[Verse 2]

Sowin' all your wild oats in another's luxuries

Yesterday was Tuesday, maybe Thursday you can sleep

But school starts much too early and this hotel wasn't free

So fuck 'til your connection calls and I'll return the key

[Chorus]

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Little bitch

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle (Come on, London)

[Bridge]

Oh, everyone needs love

You know that it's true

Someday you'll find someone that'll fall in love with you

But, oh, the time it takes

When you're all alone

Someday you'll find someone that you can call your own

But 'til then ya better

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Now you're clean and so discreet, I won't say a word

But most of all, this song is true, case you haven't heard

So c'mon and stop your cryin', we both know money burns

Honey, don't stop tryin' and you'll get what you deserve

[Chorus]

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Well, well, well

Never can tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle (Come on)

[Outro]

My, my, my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle

My, my, my, my, my, my, my Michelle

M-m-m-my, my, m-my, my Michelle

Michelle