[Spoken Word Intro]

(Two, three)

[Verse 1]

Your daddy works in porno

Now that mommy's not around

She used to love her heroin

But now she’s underground

So you stay out late at night

And you do your coke for free

And you drive all your friends crazy

With your life's insanity

[Chorus]

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

[Verse 2]

Sowin’ all your wild oats

In another's luxuries

Yesterday was Tuesday

Maybe Thursday you can sleep

But school starts much too early

And this hotel wasn't free

So you can run party errand

And I'll return the key

[Chorus]

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

Well, well, well

You never can tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

[Bridge]

Everyone needs love

You know that it's true

Someday somebody's gonna

Fall in love with you

Whoa the time it takes

When you're all alone

Someday you’ll find someone

That you can call your own

’Til then ya better–

Ow!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Now you're clean and so discreet

And I won’t say a word

Most of all, this song is true

In case you haven't heard

But if you keep tryin'

We both know money burns

Don't stop your cryin’ and you'll get what you deserve

[Chorus]

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

Well, well, well

You never can tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

Well, well, well

You never can tell

Well, well, well

My Michelle

[Outro]

My, my, my Michele

My, my, my Michele

My, my, my Michele

My, my, my Michele

My, my, my Michelle

My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my Michelle

My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle

Michelle