GUAPHAMPTON

By Guapchat

On Guaptape

Released on January 8, 2021

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[Intro: Rohan Dehova]

This is a Guapchat exclusive


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 1: Hystend]

Getting a donation

Making a citation

For the whole duration

I'm doing a dilation

If you read it's a location

It's all in a notation

You can call me Plankton

You can say I'm bankin'

The way i get multiple franklins

That's ten bars call it five twins


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 2: Futura]

Incel nation, what is that

I pull up with my brand new gat

I'm too lowkеy, not on the map

Through the town, killin' rats

Five twins turn to two twins 'causе I killed them and their friends

My raps get spittin', they're [?]

Fuck with me and I'll shoot lead

Man I'm stompin' on these Goombas

Jumpin' on them in my Pumas

Made a mess, now get the Roomba

You think you're cool, but I am cooler

I'm just winnin', we ain't twinnin'

I'm really [?], you just finished

Your dad's from England so I am British

Dm me for [?] raps I spit


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 3: Patrick]

Guaptape, yeah this going platinum

Only bitches don’t drink milk, yeah I got that calcium

You know we worldwide, they play us in Rio de Janeiro

Jimmy Neutron level brain, yeah you know IQ is in bio

The fanbase is crazy yeah shout out the incel nation

I'm creaming on the beat, call that ejaculation

Yeah, shout out SpvkedHustla, yeah he next up

You’ll cowards aren’t even day ones

All you twitter virgins my sons

Matter fact, you all bums

Its all love tho, no negativity

Rapping at Drake's level Its next level productivity

Nah, I'm just playing, I would never compare me to the goat

But I'm better than Travis Scott, he doesn’t have the antidote

All jokes aside, I'm trying to say we're next up

We're the next Brockhampton, call us Guaphampton

Yeah, shout out SpvkedHustla, he saved my life


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 4: Hedgy]

Call me Brockhampton, 'cause I'm the goat

Love me some Brockhampton when there's snow

'Cause Brockhampton fits the mood when it's cold

I be in the whip, bumpin' some Weezer

I be in the club, bump some Weezer

I be with your girl, bump some Weezer

Every single day, I'm bumpin' some Weezer

'Cause all I've ever known, is Weezer

Shoutout SpvkedHustla


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 5: Pavlić]

Alright, before I start my verse, I'd like to shoutout the guys over at Brockhampton

They provide love, life, peace, prosperity to me and so many

Alright, let's go

Yo, my name is MC Pavlić

Ninety dogs are cycling tablets

Shoutout Lin Manuel Miranda

Get pranked, I was kidding

Standing on a [?]

Everything that dude touches, he [?]

Alright, yo, yo, yo, check it

IQ in bio: 166

Certified hood classic

That's what I call SpvkedHustla

Nothing on this be basic, checking on da weatha

Blue skies again, ecstatic

This heat will never end

And now it's my time to lend

I don't know who's hoppin' on next but I love him

Have my kids

Shoutout Hustla Nation


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 6: RadicalMacaroni]

I'm gonna go off like a fuckin' bomb

Everybody and they mom know that I'm the best

And I really wanna stress that you can not fuck with me

I ain't bully, I'll criticize constructively

People come at me saying that my shit ain't fresh

'Cause they didn't know the facts, didn't know that you can not test

My rhyme play is so hot, It'll give your heart cardiopulmonary arrest

I'm in this bitch like provolone, runnin' like Google Chrome

Ima blow, flesh and bone, put the chrome to your dome

Any time, any place, I'll be in your fuckin' face

Try to contest, I will send you to space

Like an astronaut

I am gas, you're not

Your shit is ass, I'm hot

Spit it sweet like an apricot

I crush flows like I was dozin' off

Leave a wack rapper bruised more often not


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 7: Chrissy]

Mm, it's Chrissy

Guaphampton

Converse, I wear Converse

And I listen to Kevin Abstract

Guaphampton

Why did you leave me

It's Chrissy

Shoutout Incel Nation


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 8: Vaughan]

On the track like a train

SpvkedHustla on the brain

They call me insane

I'm at the gym making gains

This not a game

I don't do this shit for the fame, I do it for the fam

Do it for the hustlas, not for the 'gram

Yo bitch in my car, puffin' on that gas

Decompress like a .rar

Covid bars, we stay quarantined

She shaking that ass like a tambourine

That ass scary like Halloween

Shoutout the Beatles, yellow submarine

I wish I had a time machine

So I could meet the Beatles, like "wassup"

Hop in the stu', and be like "what it do"

Make a song hotter than the flu

SpvkedHustla, I love you


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 9: Alex]

Chilling with Guaphampton

Chillin' in our mansion

Killin' it like I'm Matt Champion

When you see Guapchat, no matching them

On the bus, at the back

Eating all my snacks

What are these, Fritos?

This is a lyrical attack

I clip you out like a MAC

Rap machine like I'm an iMac

Making racks by rapping over tracks

Wait, this is non-profit, isn't it


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation

[Verse 10: Ivy & Eirik]

Ah, I got a baseball bat

Ima beat up a cat just like The Cat in the Hat

And ima take him to the laundry mat

Uh

I fucked your bitch in the Cadillac, woah

And I fucked that bitch to some motherfucking Future, oh

And my shit, no, It's your boy Eirik speaking the fucking truth

You already know how it goes, shit

Bro, this shit is crazy, Guaphampton bro, Guaptape

We out here, it's-, we strivin', we hustlin'

You know it

Yo, shoutout Guaphampton


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 11: Astro]

I got a bad headache, so I'm poppin' all these pills (skrt)

Dm for promo, I'm countin' all these bills (cash)

My pockets so fat like Biggie Smalls (Biggie)

Stand on my money, then I get really tall (ayy)

I listen to Bladee when I'm fucking your girl (drain)

Guapchat taking over, best mixtape in the world (facts)

I'm a young thug, and you know that I'm up (slime)

Sippin' on that apple juice in my double cup (bow)


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 12: Psycho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we boutta freestyle this

Yo, ready, yeah

Straight out the asshole of the devil

Me and my orgy boys, Brockhampton

Guap jack my dog on my food, eat it

Stack my ballsack bread, feel it

Penis, Merzbow, fuckin' yo ear

Broke up, hoe, snort daddy's ashes

Uh, fuck, what was I supposed to say

Go inserting fingers on doing ass Futsal Shuffle

Sent up my east dick, Imma backflip on the concrete

Legendary like Drizzy

Certified Lover Boy, kissing boys since 2007

Still straight though

Squared up Somali squid

Dance with roach, listening to Steve Roach

RYM rating curve got more likes than my lower end

Squad, squad, Guapchat 3000


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation

[Verse 13: Daniel & Lauren]

Yo, what, ay, turn the fuck up, turn the fuck up

What, ay, yo, what, turn the fuck, [coughing], fuck

Ay, what, yo, turn the fuck up, turn the fuck up

What, ay, turn the fuck up

Get my balls licked by a foreign bih

Get my balls licked, get my balls licked by a foreign bih

What, ay, get my balls licked, get my balls licked by a foreign bitch

Get my balls licked, get my balls licked

Tear that down, down, down, town down, town down, downtown, downtown, look, what

Get my balls licked, get my balls licked

Get my balls licked, get my balls licked by a foreign bitch

Lauren on the motherfucking beat

Balls licked, what, lick, gave me the shittiest beat

Uh, what, uh, what

Ima work with the lil, what

Huh?

[Hook: Hystend & Daniel]

Done? ay, ay

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Get my balls licked

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Get my balls licked by a foreign bitch

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Get my balls licked

Shoutout incel nation

Get my balls licked

It's some banana peel shit

Get my balls licked by a foreign bitch

This really a causation

[Verse 14: Daniel & Brodie]

Turn the fuck up, yeah, get my foot up

What, eh, yeah, [Gibberish]

Cucumber fucking sucks, uh, what, yeah, uh, eh, what, yeah

Turn the fuck up, uh, ay, uh, uh, uh, what

Turn the fuck up, uh, what, ay, ay, ay

Turn the fuck- uh, get my balls licked- uh, fuck

Guaptape's album of the decade

You know it's [?] and you are bitch-made

We got shootas, hatas behave

I love penguins, shoutout the only Cade

Fuck the flow, I just talk on the beat

Guapchat spittin' elite

Got a fetish like I'm [?] feet

Flow so cold it froze the Frank Ocean

Face2Face went first with no promotion

The plan's in motion

Yuh, ay

Bruh


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 15: Frank]

This day, I wrote down some bars and they were complete ass

So I don't [?] the mic, I settle off to pass

Now I'm in the basement, I ain't gotta pay rent

'Cause I'm 17 and living with my parents

Ever since '03, I've been a real G

Heat rises to the top, so you know that's where you'll see me

Married to the money like Grimes

Stunting Coke, but I don't do no lines

When I smile at your girl, she like a Goldfish, she fuckin' smile back

She asked me to come back to her place, said "nah, I'm working on a rap"

Shoutout Rivers Cuomo, making my music sensual

Heard this beat turned to a vegetable

Production by Vaughan, yeah this shit impeccable (True!)

You diss Guapchat, I'm coming at your skeletal

Just like that, my verse over real quick

Shoutout SpvkedHustla, he got me through some shit


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 16: Joe]

Real guap shit, you heard

End all the opps with one verse

Don't clear your savings, I'm gonna drop the hearse

Free of charge, coming in large, with my free jazz words

Divine, styla, real wild rhyma

No ghostwriter 'cause I ain't Albert Ayler

Face on the flyer like I'm live in Japan, 66

Fix my lips, spit lyrically hot shit

Not with the opp shit shit

I cooly get my paycheck

Get in the way, and you'll be blue like Miles Davis (kinda)

Big timer, wrote this shit in a minute

Opposition too timid to be livid, they stay hidden


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 17: Ellie]

Call me a fart, 'cause this pack got me smellin'

From the streets, you know I'm a felon

I be coolin' in the Porsche, they gon' tell me "Hop on fourth"

We be on the guap shit, you be on the flop shit

You know that shit ass, so you're never gonna drop it

This pack just like Luigi, eating pasta, linguini

Turn up

Bladee hit my line, I got 22k scrobbles


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 18: Kyros]

But mothafuckas never wanna step to me

But mothafuckas never wanna step to me

My name is Kyros, and it's with a K

Say it with a C, and it's you that I slay

My choppa don't miss, it could join the NBA

Just kidding, I don't have one 'cause I'm fucking gay

Wanna get some chicken? You know it's Chick-fil-a

Chilling in the Guapchat, you know that's where I stay

The boys all here, shoutout incel nation

SpvkedHustla up next, it's a big celebration

Face2Face takes big dedication

When this tape drops, it'll be a conflagration

I step to your girl, and she wanna peg me

Wavin' my arms man, call it Gregg Lee

If you like Weezer, don't come around me

Shit, you probably smell just like some pee-pee


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 19: Lilith]

Got estro on the down-low

I get pussy, white and brown hoes

Fuck it hard and pop a spiro

Lilith bitch, hotter than sappho

Trans, but I don't fuck with fags tho

Sad, bitch got her yelling like screamo

6-6-6 satanic like chicks with dicks

I'll get your bitch

Fuck her in the woods, call me Kaczynski

Don't try and fuck with me

I'll have you bleeding out in your car seat, like I'm drunk driving

Sign my name in your blood, while your body's still writhing


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation

[Verse 20: 6ix & Matt]

6ix verse on the Guaptape

We spreadin' love family, no hate

Yeah we blowin' up, get your [?]

We number one on the Rate Your Music update

Guap got the magic [?] propaganda

We innovators, TVU, but with no banana

We in the game like Freddie Gibbs, call that shit Bandana

When this drops, Music Twitter gonna go bananas

Carti's on top, and has a lot of success right now, but he didn't wake up like this

It's been a long time coming

Before he would pull up in his foreign, and put some mileage on his Lambo in the middle of the summer

He was a broke boy with his stummy hurt, and looking for crumbs hoping to one day flex in a new location


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 21: Riley]

Shopliftin' every shop (shop)

[?] you tryna cop

Ha ha, bitch I think not (yah)

The cash I'm making, a lot (blah)

You stand there like a bot

Midwest, I'm eating [?] (yah)

You might call this a bop (bop)

But I'm receiving the slop

Making guap non-stop

Don't check the history on my laptop

We shove you on the blacktop

Your album is a flop (flop)

Compare me to Jesus (Jesus), yeah you won't believe this (believe this)

I am the greatest (greatest)

It's five hundred pounds you're weighted (uh)


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation

[Verse 22: Inti & Miles]

Ay, ay, ay, Guapchat on the come-up

Fresh wheat bread, and you know we finna pull up

Dance on your grave, and we call that shit a [?]

Stacks are up, we got shooters in Colombia

No one's doing it like Spvked, yeah we call him the hustla


[?]

Ay, half of us are gay

We ride cock like we cruising down the motor wave

[?], get out my way

Iced out like a glacier

Out here in the tropics, it's a wonder I don't melt, yeah

Shoutout Guap nation

It's a premium club, yeah it's only invitation

Deadmau5 committed vehicular manslaughter in 2008

Yo, its Miles

What's up Yo, Pearl Harbor was devastating

I hope, uh, everyone out here is enjoying the stay, and this song

Passing it on


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 23: Crinks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, uh

Bend, we don't break

Swing, we don't miss

We just might be ok

Same voltage

Hold the charge like the phone lit

No regards for the bullshit

Who all in? who got the cards flipped

Who on shit? Who got the target split

Who on your marksman bad side

Go in the landmine, don't count steps

The old chest said it's 'bout time, slow breath

Cold flesh made her mouth cry

We know death

Alright, let's go left

Hand signs, still with the bands like lead singers

Fellas, remember them campfires, I

Dip when they cap size

Swift, hit the roads kicking cans like chivalry dead

You really dead but we still ahead

Couple clips left, couple lips cleft

Hammer and nail, Hommy and Earl

Spotting, got 'em from the top of the hill

Wrote it on the foggiest mirror

The quality is thorough, ill

It's all I can spill, there's more I can do

Ooh


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 24: Boh]

Drip hard from my face and my fuckin' rags

Young Boh [?] landing, shorty praise the swag

Four Jacks in the crib, drinking the trap, mane

Working on Guaptape, we gon' change the rap game


[?]


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation

[Verse 25: Khaled & Seer]

I'm not a business man, I'm a business man

I'm not a business man, I'm a business man

I'm not a business I'm a business

Ayo, ayo, ayo

Shoutout Kevin Abstract

Shoutout Merlyn Wood

Shoutout Joba

Shoutout Matt Champion

Shoutout Dominic Lennon

Shoutout Bearface

Shoutout Romil Hemnani

Shoutout Jabari Manwa

Shoutout Kiko Merley

Shoutout Henock (HK) Sileshi

Shoutout Robert Ontenient

Shoutout Jon Nunes

And shoutout Ashlan Grey


[Hook: Hystend]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

Boutta eat some bread made out of wheat

Yeah it sounds like some real shit

Shoutout incel nation

It's some banana peel shit

This really a causation


[Verse 26: SpvkedHustla]

This is what you all been waiting for

SpvkedHustla on the beat

Shoutout incel nation

My Weezer ranking would go something like this

Smash yo hand in the fridge, it's swollen, call it Pinkerton

Feeling sad, I think it's time to go blue

I'm a dog, not a furry, but a dog so ratitude

Now it's time for the beam

My head like Fantano call me Mr. Clean

Guapchat touched down and started ballin

Jordan ain't got shit on Ayom

NBA ain't got shit on Ayom

Call me money balla

I'm on hustla time, so I live 25/8

Math rock would go crazy in 25/8

Shoutout the goat

Rexzy

It's been SpvkedHustla and I hope y'all enjoyed.. the Guaphampton beat

[Outro: Hystend, Rohan Dehova, Lauren, Matt]

SpvkedHustla is on this beat

This is a Guapchat exclusive

Lauren on the mothafuckin beat

Real guap shit

Lilith nation on the track

Add me to Guapchat, please just add me to Guapchat

Hustla Beats, holla at me