[Verse 1]

I said, "I'm a barista", she heard "Barrister"

Misunderstanding my baritone stammer

That tricky to understand led to the overland

Ticket right in my hand, took it and left down the stream

To investigate all domesticated couples who misunderstand

All the intricate and the outricated concepts of

[Chorus]

Love as the final destiny

Chasing it like a park ranger

Shoot for celestial candy floss

Licking it like there's no danger

[Verse 2]

Destiny, cyclical symmetry

Upturn the commentary, turn to familiar simile

Destiny, hemorrhage the Muscovy

Off shore the family, in anonymity, pack-up

And flee through the snow to escape the wrath of the continental covenant

Poised, shrewd and primed to convert the bonds of the military mighty for

[Chorus]

Love as the final destiny

Chasing it like a park ranger

Shoot for celestial candy floss

Licking it like there's no danger

[Bridge]

Call from the wilds of the barren lands on the slopes of the volcano

As old marmalade drips from mantelpiece down the corrugated edges of

[Chorus]

Love as the final destiny

Lifting it like a pall bearer

Shoot for celestial candy-floss

Licking like there's no danger

Love as the final destiny

Legging it like a park ranger

Hark! For celestial candy-floss

And fall asleep like there's no danger