[Verse 1]

I, Papyrus, the greatest of all time

Will capture a human and prove my worth

To the Royal Guard's divine

No one can stop me, I'm just too good to fail

I'm charming, smart, a work of art

But I shant go on all day

[Chorus]

My brother lacks the passion I do

And he takes too much credit for just being cool

Well, here's my chance to finally shine

I'm the best and when I capture Frisk

I'll settle all the fights

[Post-Chorus]

Don't doubt me, I'm a genius

I'll charge my special attack

Elaborate puzzles, determination

There's no way you'll ever get past

[Chorus]

My brother lacks the passion I do

And he takes too much credit for just being cool

Well, here's my chance to finally shine

I'm the best and when I capture Frisk

I'll settle all the fights

[Verse 2]

You, the human, you're better than I thought

You passed the tests, you solved the puzzles

And you and I had fought

Perhaps you and I could make quite the team

But no, alas, I had my dream

Well maybe, there's more to you than what there seems to be

Agh! I said I'd capture a human

Eventually well, I made spaghetti, you befriended me

Perhaps I am not what I seem to be

[Bridge]

If I die then promise me

You'll spare the others and you'll set them free

There's something about you

You can make a change

As for me, I've just stayed the same

Nyeh-heh-heh

[Outro]

But that's okay, I am the great

Alas, poor Papyrus