[Verse 1]

What's in my lunch box today

A purple liver; must belong to James Charles

His perfect pussy gets me through the day

So get another pot on

I love when my meal ain’t too grey

Clean your third and fourth eye

And brick enough eggs to make a vegan cry

Void of a reason to stand-by

The void is the reason you're too scared to try

Submitt to Allah to gain the stength

And make those eggs cower as they revert to defence

It's all a matter of physical presence

Physical egg-ence

[Chorus]

Who seasoned this shit with bleach

Who craved the egg to-be

Who trimmed your family tree

That’s me, that's me

The grinch who put cancer in your tea

[Verse 2]

Stop tugging and heave it

Fuck your reasoning

You need it

So take that egg

And cream it

Culminary school ain't free

But that's the last thing you need to hear

Don't even know how to make a chair

Too chewy to sit well in my tum

Too homely to anyone a cunt

Anybody can come

It's curry night cunt

Anybody can come

Testostrone should be a good enough reason

No?

[Chorus]

Who seasoned this shit with bleach

Who craved the egg to-be

Who trimmed your family tree

That's me, that's me

The grinch who put cancer in your tea

[Verse 3]

What on the menu

Certainly ain’t an apology

Alan can fuck me

I mean seriously

Fuck me

That bitch was never taught how to see

With nippples the size of peas

Is it on the lease

That’s my bidding

I'll have it all

Homer with the left overs

Don’t be Homer

Though I love Homer

[Chorus] x2

Who seasoned this shit with bleach

Who craved the egg to-be

Who trimmed your family tree

That's me, that's me

The grinch who put cancer in your tea