Ladies and gentlemen, live in this motherfucker…

It's the Grouce, I hate you so much

That's right, oh you didn’t get the memo? Oh that's a shame then…

It's the Grouce, I hate you so very much

Anyways, let’s start the show… biatch!

(Verse 1)

Bro I'm fully sick, actin’ like a prick

Grabbin’ at my dick while talkin’ to a chick

Smokin’ up a stick while sparkin’ up a Bic

Lighter after drinkin’ a can of cider

I might o’ said somethin’ I shouldn’t

I wouldn't doubt that, tap on the wooden

Table three times just for luck

Hey girls, my dick wants us to fuck

I must've fucked up and fucked this up

When I said ‘fuck’ the first time, fuck this slut

I'ma fuck this verse up worse than what bullies do to the nerds

I'm fucking this up and it fully hurts

This rhyme is a bitch, so I'm gonna hitch a ride

And try climbin’ the bitch with Simon and Mitch

This rhyme is a bitch, so this bitch she deserves

Nothing less than these three words -

(Hook)

I hate you… Hope you motherfuckers all die

While suckin’ a dick, I’ll be there puffin’ a stick

I hate you… Nah, nah, I'm only jokin’

Or maybe I'm not, baby, you’ve got to know that

I hate you… Oh yea I'm goin’ nutters

I hate you so much it makes me wanna go and kill the mothers

That raised you… Fuckin’ bitch, suck a dick, bitch I hate you…

(Verse 2)

Suck a fat dick, eat on that shit

Until you hiccup, eat that fuckin’ dick up

Who gives a fuck what you think, fuck that shit

You hear me, bitch? Suck that dick

Fuck you, fuck him and fuck her

Fuck the globe in a fuckin’ robe

‘Til I fuckin’ blow, fuckin’ no

I don’t give a fuck about this that and the other

I’ll piss on you and crap on your mother

Yeah I fuckin’ swear a lot

And it’s got people talkin’ ‘bout me

Whether I'm fuckin’ there or not

You fuckin’ love it, I put nothin’ above it

My foot’s stuck in a puppet, what the fuck?

This is kickarse, get my foot stuck up your butt

And plug that shit shut

Keep your fuckin’ lips zipped up

And only unzip when I unzip to get my dick sucked

(Hook)

(Verse 3)

Quit it with the strip tease, you’re nothin’ but a prick tease

I’ll feed you fuckin’ dick cheese

In my dreams, bitch? Listen, you can lick deez - nuts

Bitch please, you’re a prick tease

There I said it, I do not regret it

Now try to get it together, I will no edit out any word, forget it

And to my credit, I haven't told you to go fuck yourself

‘Cause I wanna do that, it helps with a brother’s health

But I know that ain’t gonna happen

You’ve made that perfectly clear, that's why I'm rappin’

All I wanted was to give that arse a tappin’

But now that I can be honest, quit the fuckin’ yappin’

Shut the fuck up, you've only had one cup

Of gin, now you're actin’ drunk, you dumb fuck

Fuck, fuck, cunt, shit, fuck

Screw your arse, I'm off to the strip club…

(Hook)

(Verse 4)

How can I be back if I never left

Stay away, today I'm feelin’ real bereft

Ayo, to that bitch at Kfc that fucked up my order

I should o’ smacked your face like “why I ought’a”

Blaow, what the fuck now

Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down

You’ll be found gagged and bound

You’ll find your fuckin’ body being dragged around

For the dummies who need a disclaimer

Keep in mind I'm just an entertainer

‘Cause it can cause an arresting silence

At a protest against domestic violence

Yea I'ma joke, and I don't give a fuck so

Go lick my fuckin’ nuts, hoe

You don't think I'm fuckin’ nuts, bro?

Go stick your fuckin’ nose where it don't belong

Who gives a shit about them hoes when their clothes are on

I'm screamin’ “bingo!” when my dick goes into a bimbo

I wanna make it into the end zone

But bitches keep on puttin’ me into the friend’s zone

I’ll pop an endone with some headphones on

I’ll pretend no one’s watchin’ when I then go bomb

Every tenth hoe in the tenth row, blonde

Brunette, yeah you bet, I’ll blow ten loads on…

(Hook)